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    • Aries:

      Nie pierdol, bambusie jebany (Literally: Don't fuck, you fucking bamboo. Meaning: Don't talk bullshit.)

    Taurus:

      W pizdę jeża! (Literally: For hedgehog's pussy! Meaning: For fuck's sake!)

    Gemini:

      Piździ jak skurwysyn (literally: It CUNTs as son of a whore. Meaning: It's cold as shit.)

    Cancer:

      Pierdolnę mu z kolanka w ryj (literally: I'll fuck him with knee into snout. Meaning: I'll kick him in the face)

    Leo:

      Jesteś miękkim chujem robiony (literally: You're made of soft dick. Meaning: You're wishy-washy.)

    Virgo:

      Wypierdalaj, ty skurwielu jebany, bo jak ci przypierdolę to kurwa wyjebiesz w drzewo, że ci chuj odpadnie! (literally: Fuck off, you fucking fucker because when I'll fuck you then you'll fucking fuck into a tree and your dick will fall off. Meaning: Fuck off.)

    Libra:

      Chyba żeś się z chujem na głowy pozamieniał (literally: You've swapped heads with your own dick. Meaning: You're crazy.)

    Scorpio:

      Wyglądasz jakby ci ojciec zaorał ryj kutasem, ty spróchniały szczochu (literally: You look like your father has ploughed your snout with a dick, you rotted piss. Meaning: You're ugly.)

    Sagittarius:

      Tarzaj banana, zapiździały zmazie nocny nietoperza (Roll a banana, you CUNTed wet dream of a bat. Meaning: Fuck off.)

    Capricorn:

      Zrobię ci z dupy szafkę na buty, ty wielbłądzi naplecie utarzany w piasku (I'll make a foot locker out of your ass, you camel's foreskin rolled in sand. Meaning: I'll kill you.)

    Aquarius:

      Ja pierdole, czego kurwa do chuja wafla, ty jebany skurwielu? (Literally: Fuck, for dick's waffle, what the fuck do you want, you fucking fucker? Meaning: What the fuck do you want?)

    Pisces:

      Nima chuja we wsi! (literally: There's no dick in the village! Meaning: It's impossible.)
    Posted April 12 11:32 pm / 6 years ago / 8,647 notes
    Tagged with #aquarius#FOR DICK'S WAFFLE!
    Reblogged from waterwinds
    Originally posted by thedreadwolfiscoming
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    10. nad-zeta reblogged this from mllorei and added:
      Hehehe is is so cool! Aries represent🙌🙌
    11. sunflowertea23 reblogged this from thegrumpyjournalist and added:
      Lmaooo I didn’t even know most of these 🤣
    12. mllorei reblogged this from vigilantsycamore and added:
      No, they don’t xD I’ve heard only Gemini and Leo in that combination, and mind you, I knew people who use “kurwa” as a...
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      I mean? Kinda. Like half of each one is genuinely how someone would speak but the other half is weirdly childish and...
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    16. vigilantsycamore reblogged this from thegrumpyjournalist and added:
      I’ve never heard any of these, but they do sound like things a Polish person would say
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